a guy walks into the bar and orders 5 shots of whiskey.
The bartender asks, "What's the occasion?"
As he's downing the fifth shot, the guy replies, "First blowjob."
The bartender says, "Congratulations, let me give you one more on the house!"
The guy says, "No thanks, if five doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, one more won't help."
an attractive lady walks up to the bar and seductively ask's the bartender if he is the manager. she starts to rub her fingers around his lips as he asks if he can pass along a message. as she puts her fingers into his mouth she says tell him the ladys room is out of toilet paper!! :22:
The bartender asks, "What's the occasion?"
As he's downing the fifth shot, the guy replies, "First blowjob."
The bartender says, "Congratulations, let me give you one more on the house!"
The guy says, "No thanks, if five doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, one more won't help."
an attractive lady walks up to the bar and seductively ask's the bartender if he is the manager. she starts to rub her fingers around his lips as he asks if he can pass along a message. as she puts her fingers into his mouth she says tell him the ladys room is out of toilet paper!! :22:
couple good jokes...
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