Farm Depot Sucks

I composed this in my head while planting, since we are rained out I thought I'd send it out and see if anyone else has had a similar experience. It really seems like Farm Depot must be a drug front to launder money instead of an agricultural firm. They opened a huge facility in a former Lowes store, everything shiny and first class. Now try and get a part, get the right part, as a question, get ahold of a salesman or pretty much conduct any type of transaction in a timely fashion during planting season. Forget about it. One of my crew actually got so frustrated he went into the parts racks found his own part and then had to wait 1/2 an hour for the "skilled operator" to look up the part and bill us. From now on we will travel another 20 minutes to a different dealership for planter and sprayer parts and save the frustration. I'll be the first to admit I get a little short during planting but is it too much to expect that a salesman would actually be able to start and operate one of the Fendt tractors in the showroom? OK I've got that out of my system, wondering if anyone else has had a similar experience?

Farm Depot Sucks